Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

A man did not like this site

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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