- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

black people

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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