- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

I agree

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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