- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

Set up Punch line.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What do you call your mom? Mom

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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