What's stupid a light bulb.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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