A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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women's rights.

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save me from the nothing ive become

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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My children are mistakes

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Basically

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Anti Joke

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