- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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