What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

you will like this because i am black.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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