- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Knock, Knock Come in

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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