- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

why did you poop because you are a poop

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

How about that airline food?

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What do you call an arab ?

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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