- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

How would you rule?

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Why can't jokes spit?

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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