- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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