- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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