So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Knock knock.

A women left the kitchen.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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