"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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