A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

So a bar walks into a man...

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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