- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What's long and black The unemployment line

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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