You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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A man goes to the potty.

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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