- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

why are black people so fast? because there black

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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