- Anti Joke

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

I had a lemon. hi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.