- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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