- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

guess what what ...

Prostitution is bad.......

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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