- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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