a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

gingers

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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