why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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