- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

What do you say to a rock? Meow

How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Sloths

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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