What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

mexicans fishing

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Women outside of the kitchen.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

ask me if im a door yes

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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