How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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Black people

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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