Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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