- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

When you have read this, you've already read it.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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