- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Girls Lacrosse.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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