Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Canadians

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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