Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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PENIS

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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