- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Balls

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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