funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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