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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

There once was a mountain climber. He loved to climb mountains. He had climbed all of the world's tallest peaks...except Mount Everest. So, one day he decides to climb Mount Everest. He takes weeks and weeks to prepare himself. He trains and trains three times a day till he thinks he is ready to climb Mount Everest. Climbing up it takes forever. It feels like it has been days in the dreary cold. Finally, he reaches the peak. It is a glorious occasion. On the way down, a huuuuge storm rolls in. He falls down a cliff and breaks both of his legs. The pain is unbearable. He screams and screams but no one hears him. Finally after what seems like days, a group of monks find him and carry him to their monastery. Chapter Two Once the man wakes up he thanks the monks for saving his life. They give him a room, food, and nice clothes. Every night in his room, he hears a banging behind his dresser. It is really loud and he is quite annoyed by it. The next morning he asked the head monk what the noise is. The head monk says " I cannot tell you, you aren't a monk." He hears the banging noise every night. HE asks the head monk every morning but he always says he cant tell him because he isn't a monk. So the climber decides to become a monk. After years and years of training to become a monk, he finally becomes one. Chapter Three So he says to the head monk, " I am a monk, so now can you tell me?" The head monk replies, " I can't tell you, but i can help show you. So he pushes the drawer back and reveals a little door, He gives the man a lantern and says to go through it. The man goes through the door into a little, dark tunnel, eager to finally find out what the noise was. He crawls for what seems like hours and hours and hours and days and days and days and days. He finally gets to the door where the banging noise is and opens the door. What he sees amazes him. Do you want to know what the banging noise was? I cant tel you, you aren't a monk!

How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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