- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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