- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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