- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Your Mom The End.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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