Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Nobody cares maddie!

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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