- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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