- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

homosexual rights to marriage

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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