A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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Your mam is so fat.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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