- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Womens rights

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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