- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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