Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Bob Saget that is all

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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