why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

seek beauty

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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