why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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your no better than a cockroach

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Beka has AIDS

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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