Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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