- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

I'm rick james bitch

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

Tim likes girls

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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