what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

I'm rick james bitch

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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