- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

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