Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Turkeys are obese

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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