- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

You're a big fat monkey.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Gus's mom

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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