- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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