How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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