- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

Roses are red.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

This is a random Anti joke.

i like turtles

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Caramel Boing.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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