two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Why didn't he finish his

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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