how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver comes into the bar and gulps down the guys drink and the guy starts crying the lorry driver says "dont cry ill buy you another" thee guy sas "it's not that today i woke up late for work and when i got there i got fired and then when i went to go home feeling depressed my car doesnt startand so i walk home and i find my wife in bed with the gardener and so i came here to die but you drank my poison"

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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Why didn't he finish his

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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