What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

cory

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Jeff

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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