Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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