What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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9/11

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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