What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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9/11

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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