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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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