Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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