What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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