- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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