I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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Double-whammy

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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