Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

That's illegal What? Your mom

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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