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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

well use a tissue!

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

- Helen Keller

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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