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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Have you ever heard of a goose?

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Women's rights.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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