- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

here's a joke... the american education society

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

ring around the rosie ... your dead

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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