- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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