- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Women's rights.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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