- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

here's a joke... the american education society

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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