- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Women's rights.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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