Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

DEATH.

What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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