- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Tony Romo

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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