- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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